NEW YEARS RESTITUIONS:
1. death to my enemies
2. Hide they're bodies under the resevoir ice
3. Actually go to the botanical garden!! ;-)
4. Locate a switchblade and tape it to my sternum for the inevitable
5. Try that really hot sauce they have on the table at ollies(!!)
6. Tell those i care about just how much they mean to me
7. try to think more positive
8. Actually go the botntical garden in brooklyn
9. figure out a way to get that peace of glass out of my foot once and for all
10. Get a girlfriend that likes me as much as i like her.
See, this is my problem:
I pick out the girls I love but then they don't love me. Then the girls I don't love, love me. It's actually funny how much this happens. they change almost every day and I'm basically like, "ENOUGH!" I get it. I know I could get some of the really pretty ones if i bought them a la champs bag or something, or, like, took them out with the amex my dad gave me for emergencies and "a little wickedness now and then!" as he says. But, and honestly call me old -fashioned (I do think I'm an old soul!) but I think a girl should love you for who you are inside and outside. both of them. you should be attracted to the soul inside and also the shape of the face and body.
11. Cut off what i call half-friends. these are the people that want to eat lunch with me when i really only want to eat with dan or j.j. I'm gonna cut them out of my life so i have more time to talk about what dan and j.j. and me want to talk about – not what dumb s#!t tony always wants to mention. I DON"T CARE ABOUT PS2. I HONESTY DON'T CARE ABOUT VIDEO GAMES. Its so tupid. Why does he even like it? He's sitting and pushing buttons. That's almost as dumb as sports fans. Who cares? OH MAN, a group of millionaires form my city just did really well. I feel SUPERIOR then EVERYONE ELSE because I did ABSOLUTELY NOTHING and wasted like 90 bucks to sit one mile away from the millionaires. I HATE PEOPLE!!!!!!!!
12. try to be nicer to people.
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