I guess I'm Famous

Since I figured out how to put a counter on this blizzag in september, let's just say i've been sucking from teh tit of celebrity

ladys aned genteman, SPLOSIAN is about to pass 2000 UNIQUUE hits.

do you know what that means?

one hit for every year in the last MILLENIUM

that's like if everyone from christopher columbus to shakespeare to that guy who fought in the civil war oh yeah abe linconln haha to lazy to go back and delete to sharon stone have read this blog!

i would like to thank the academy of blogs for this great honor. i'm gonna celebrate by drinking a six pack of sqeezeits.

in other news, i've been working supe3r hard on my  college essay witch i'll be posting here super soon for your feedback and guidance. i've decided that i need to get into dartmouth or i'm honestly going tyo throw myself out the window onto CPW.

i'm also taking a big brake from girls. my guidance counselr ms. donahue syas that i'm "girl crazy" and that i should just focus on my studies for a bit. she said that when i can't focus bvecause i'm thinking about girls that i should just take a 'cold shower' and then she winked which was so creepy. why was she thinkint of me in the shower? looks like mss donahue doesn't have enough love in her life! hahahaha.

did you know that bagel bites cook like 9 times fast in the oven if you put the oven on "CLEAN"????