DRAFT ONE of my COLLEGE ESSAY – ARRIVES THIS WEEK

listen -- i know usually i'm like a humormachine and this blog, upper west splos' is a place the world clicks on just to get a little laughter in they're dark lives, but i need your help.

my dad is making me do my college essay early because he claims i'm, "you're an idiot. an actual idiot. i can't believe your my son." and he's sort of joking, so i had to start in advance. normally, my dad would jsut pay my cousin who goes to standford to rigth the essay for me, but i said that ir eally want t do it. some things in life you can absolutely get by paying for, but sometimes you just want to take the fair route so that you can look back on your life and say, "i mostly did it on my own."

SO -- i'm righting this essay on my own and then i hope you will all give me smart edits and ideas (i don't need jokes, i'm all set). and then, when it is perfect, i'll show it to my dad and i think it'll really be a great moment in our relationship.

form,
dave splosian
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