i took a PPSAT and guess what mudderfudders...i'm an f'in' GENIUS!!!!¡
that's right, a practice, practice SAT and i got an f'in' 202!
that's basically crazy as hell considering i only studied for it for the last six months and i was supposed to be studying for the last eight!
the whole thing was like totally simple and is SO formulaic. it's almost always B and if it isn't, just choose the answer that is the most politicaly correct, even in math. so like:
jane has more chocolates than dave and dan. but dave has more chocolates tahn dan. but dan has more chocolates than jane. who has the most chocolates?
the answer is jane because women didn't the vote until 1920 when woodrow wilson allowed them to suffrage.
if i ever got drunk, i bet i could get like a 209 wasted off my butt.
