horses are red, violence is true

MY COOL UNCLE LET ME DRINK 3 AMSTELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!r!!!!!!

stuck in the city that never sleeps....AROUND!!!!!!!

i was supposed to go see my dad in hollywood for thanksgiving but at the last minute he had to go to his girlfriends' parents in salt lake. so stoopid. that's the only time his girlfriend is home from college and she wants to go to barbados with her friends over winter break, so my dad bailed on me. so i ate with my mom, auntie j, STOOPID DANA, and and gummy (grandma pippi)


my mom wouldn't let me eat deserts becase i gained back the 3 pounds i lost this summer. i told her that i just had a lott of coins my pocket but she didn't believe me. i did tho.


gummy gave me 300 bucks to spend "on whatever you want!" so i'm gonna use the money to bye a smoke machine which i'll use on dana when she brings her new boyfriend slate home for WINTER BREAK!


ugly betty also isn't that ugly. i think she's really cool. she looks sort of like a hot naima. haha. jk naima. your pretty too when you actually try (i keep telling her this but she doesn't believe me!)

college application

i am applying to colleges soon.

my dad says i need to think about what i'm gonna right.

i need your're opionons.

tehese are potential options:

1. tennsi

2. voluntearing

3. world piece

4. just like all of my best jokes

5. how hard it is to grow up jewish in new york city (the struggle)

6. telling why the chicken obviously came before the egg. its so flippin obvious. how would an egg just appear? gbut it makes sense that the chicken would evolve out of the dinaosura

MAPLE TICKLE!

if you put maple syrup on the back of your hand and lick it, it not only tastes delicious but also tickles!!!

i found out tonight that my sister smokes.

i had no idea

whats the point anymore

she told me 4 weeks ago that shes never smoked before

i mean, maybe she started in the last 4 weeks

but i don't think so

why would she lie to me?

ifi can't trust her, i can't trust anybody

this is such garbgae

why do people do dumb things just to look cool?

i'd rather live somewhere on an island where all i do is take happy pills and play with damon

i'm done with nyc

i'm done with everybody

i hate

evyerone

BOMB THE MUSIC INDUSTRY

went 2 an AMAZING punk concert 2nite.

the ONLY band i like : BOMB THE MUSIC INDUSTRY b/c they understand that everyone is a liar.

EVERYONE was jumping an fighting. i got laffy taffy. this cute girl behind the bar was named RORY. she asked me wear i got my tshirt and i told her the name of the store but she had never heard of it.  i told her it was expensive to impress her and it did. i think she wanted me to ask her to dance or fight.

THEY SANG MY FAVORITE SONG: LINK! : SORT OF LIKE BEING PUMPED

they give away all they're music 4 free, so you can listen to the hole thing. it means they don't make any $ so they will starve to death. i told this idea to my dad and i thought he'd be like "thats cool, david. i respect that" but my dad is a robot in the hollywood army and said "there business model is unustainable" or something. i think their cool, tho.

the bad news is that in the parking lot i fell and cracked open like the underside of my nose wear the nose touches the skin that touches the LIPS

STILL i had an amazing time and i am never going to forget meeting Jeff and having him sign my napkin from my REAL HOT PRETZEL

I AM NOW AN OFFICIAL ROSENSTALKER!

franz ferdinand is a thief and a jerk

wendall made me listen to this 'awesome' song he had on his iphone today at lunch. we're not aloud to take out our cells during school hrs, but he's al llike, "it's worth risking.' so he plays me this SUPER OLD song called The Dark Of The Matinée by Franz Ferdinand

WELL.

what a slice of hot garbage!


that song is just HAVA NEGILA played on an electric guitar w/ distorsion. 


ive been to like 3932039842093842 bar mitzvahs and that song is burned into my chochlea (sp?). 


i bet franz ferdinand has built like 4 houses off that song when he didn't even write it.


i'm gonna go write a hit song that is actually "God Bless America" set to a rap beat.

sick

i am sick

:-O====================

why did they stop calling swine flew swine flew and start calling it h1n1?

"oink oink" said the murderous pig

is it the pork industry? that is total bs. we are letting people die in genocides in other country's but we are worried about the pork lobbys? this is total bs.

i hope i have swine flew so i can tell everyone

i also have a culturual geography quiz tomorrow and id on't know where all the countrys are in europe and i half to label a map. this is impossible. i don't care wear moldova is. i'm pretty sure that's not even a real place. it sounds like a part of a girl's body that were learned in health or something. i'm totally screwed. unless patricia calls my mom and she lets me stay home but i'm nots ure if patricia can get to my mom with the time zone change. what time is it right now in kytoto?

i hope i have swine flew.

love dave

ps -- naima -- are you still online? i don't see you on my fbchat but i'm worried yo u are on invisible. is this true? i was only kidding and i only told those things to nina p. because i thought you had already told her. i don't think they are small. i think they are nice.

dave hollywood

should i have thanksgiving with dad in hollywood? he says he'll invite 2 moviestairs i'm crushing on, but i dunno.


i think he jsut wants me to come b/c it'll piss off my mom.


she wants me to stay here and have thanksiginvg with her, dana, damon, and aunt j. and grandma pippi if she's in a good mental state.