here's how it happened:
i was LATE to get to a movie. i won't tell you what movie because it is maybe a little embarasing because it is about this guy who is so sad taht his kids dont care about him anymore but then they do at eh end. real big surprise, right? but my mom is kinda lonely since Guy left, and she said that i'm her 'man again.' so i took her out ot the movies and bought her a big popcorn using her credit card and i even held her hand during previews but i had to stop because ana was there with her boyfriend and i didn't want her to see me being a momas boy and i'm pretty sure she was impressed at how kind i was and could ssee that i was trying to make my mom feel like a woman so ana probably was thinking about me a little while her boyfriend was feeling her up.
SO.
i was coking these delicious lean pockets but i didnt want to miss previews b/c those are the best, so i decided to take it into the shower with me.
it was totall fine until i got the soap and the lean pocket mixed up and pushed it all around my torso for like 20 seconds.
ahah. but it was fine because i was IN THE SHOWER! so it washed almost all off right away. my torso smells a little like chicken and brocoocli.
i think im gonna set my mom up with my guydance counselor Alan.
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