Sunday, December 27, 2009

screeners

so this year for christmas (hanukkah) my dad sent me 11 different academy screeners.


do you know what these are?


these are all the movies that are in theaters now but they send them to you on DVD so that you can watch them in you're underpants and than vote for the awards.


so...the peopel who get these are the poeple who already have so much money. its kinda funny when i see all these kids lined up outside AMC and their spending so much money and trying to sneak in using a granny ticket and its so sad b/c i have all these dvds on my bedspread that i dont even want to watch b/c i don't even like movies.


WHY THE HELL WOULD I WANT TO WATCH A MOVIE CALLED UP IN THE AIR? about some guy who travels all the time and can't connect to any body? oh jesus. i WONDER what the journey of the movie will be. MAYBE. he'll learn to STAY IN ONE PLACE. and  then CONNECT WITH SOMEONE. id idn't watch it so don't think this is a spoiler. i don't know. but i don't care.


here's what makes a good movie:


1. heroic deeds
2. tough choices
3. fun locations (mountains, germany, etc.)
4. a little sexy fun (boobs, etc.)
5. what's called an ultimatum.


an ultimatum means that there are two things taht one person wants but he has to choose one or the other. so like, "I will kill your friend unless you give me the sack of plutonium." something like that.


there shoudl also be like a big cliff drop involved.


and an exploded helicopter.


anyway, all i wanted from my dad was for him to surprise me and take me to sarah beths for waffles. instead he's visiting his gf's family b/c it is her winter break from notre dame. 


 i don't even like movies. :(

1 comment:

Unknown said...

have you ever seen "the princess bride"? i think you would appreciate it...