splinter!!

i have a splinter in my face.

i have no idea how it got there. it is basically on the part of the face where the face connects to the neck. its not like i have a wood pillow. this is the biggest mystery theres ever been.

i'm almostcertin its a splinter because i had one last week in my shin and thisfeels exactly the same. i try to see it in the mirror but when i turn my head to see the part of my face/neck, my eyes are too far away from the mirror. SO.

i took a picture of it with my new canon digital camera (8 meggapixholes). this camera is so amazing. its like super sharp so if you put thephoto into iphoto (and make sure yo hit 'autoclean' so that the resolution is fixed -- and it just looks much better automagically) you can zoom in and see like all the pours in yhour face. i feel like i need a beeora pour strip thats like a mask for my face (except eyebrows) so that i can pull out all the crap thats pestering deep inside my flesh.

OK -- so what does the foto say??

SPLINTER!!!!!!!

there is no way i could have like fallen onto a broken piece of wood in my sleep. here's what I think happened--

my dog damon (my idiot sister dana named him after the actor maat damon] was awake with me last night and we watched knocked up again. and i was lying on the floor to the den which is getting refinished and i guess there are like fibers of wood maybe. anyway damon and i were wrestling around, but here's the thing -- THE PART OF THE FLOOR WE WERE ROLLING ON WAS NOT BEING REFINISHED. it is just a NORMAL WOOD FLOOR.

how'd did i get a piece of wood in my neck? how will i get it out??

COMEBACK LATER AND WE'LL BOTH KNOW!!!!