CONGRATULATE ME!!!!!!

CONGRATULATIONS ARE ORDERED!

I, Dave Splosian, now have a SUMMER!

Fateful readers: this was my normal summer day:

1. Wake up at noon
2. Get out of bed at 1!!!!!!! hah a
3. BUNCHOLUNCH (usually go with my mom to some gay 'bistro' and have to hear about her friends remodling of there westchester house or how they cant get like hilights in there hair because it is a bad econony.
4. Afternoon -- either take damon for a walk in the park, go to riverside park where i'm trying to spend more time because i hate central park now that all the tourists are there playing like ultimate frissucks or drinking and then loking annoyed at me when i walk by with damon. don't they know the park is literally my front yard? do i go to their real houses and then open a mikes hard lemonade and wear sunglasses that make me look like a bug and play shi#y music (acoustic!) on an ipod loud enough for eveyrone to here?
5. NAP!!!!!!!!!!! (or algebra 2 on MF)
6. Dinner with naima or hopefully erin if she's back from east hampton (she gets back on monday -- MORE ON THIS LATER!!!)
7. wii
8. MORE WII
9. MORE MORE MORE WII
10. movie time with damon or maybe i'm gonna right a story like my dad says i should. he says that if i right a really good story he'll "PITCH" it to his friends and then maybe next summer i can come out to california and actually work on a story for hollywood films. i don't really want to be a righter, but you make like tons of money and get to hang out with famous people (id HAVE To bring naima) and at least id get to go somewhere cool instead of having to hang out all the time on 4 blocks of the upper west side of manFATTIN
11. DUNKAROOS (no joke, my mom started buying them again. i missed them and remind me of when i was young!)
12. late night movie with damon.
13. get in bed, snuggle in, and either do some special texts or just go to sleep with the window open so i can hear summer (except three nights ago when there weas some idiot julliard student who got so drunk and barfed literaly on our doorman so then the police came it was so loud i had to colose the window.


BUT NOW!!!!!!

I GOT INTO A TENNIS CLINIC that meets every afternoon in the park. This is perfect because i started to watch the a lot of tennis recently and i feel like i cold be awesome at it -- all you have to do is a perfect serve. if uo can do a perfect serve, that's all there is. because then thats called an ACE and the other person louses. so you jus have to do that like 4-5 times and you WIN.

i'll have to get some good backhands tho because then the other person serves and if he has a pefect ACE, that means our games will always be ties. (take THAT algebra 2!)

I start tomorow. its been going on for 2 weeks arldeay, so i'm joining late. mo m says that its no problem and GET THIS -- I don't need to do the tred mill while i'm doing tnenis!

WILL REPORT MORE LATER -- AM GOING WITH MMOM TO BUY TNNIS WHITES )hehe!) a new raquet, balls, ETC.

I LOVE SUMMER!