such difficulteys!

OK so the world has opened up beneath my feet and i'm not even talking about the time i fell into a manhole on 73rd and lex.

so, as so many of oyu know, my dad is in the movies business (DON"T WORRY MOM I"M NOT GOING TO SAY WHO HE IS JESUS CHRIST STOP THREATENING MY INTERNET. I NEED IT LIKE I NEED FOOD IN MY STOMACHS! WHY DO YOU EVEN CARE SINCE YOU DIVORSED HIM. DON'T TURN OFF MY WIRELESS AGAIN!)

um.

so i went out to LA last may to visit my dad and he took me to a shooting of this movie called 500 DAYS OF SUMMER which opened this summer. and it was sort of cool. i've been on movie sets a billion times, but its always nice to go back because of the food.

anyways, so this girl comes over to me and she's sort of pretty and we start talking. she assks me about the rubber bracelet around my wrist and is joking saysing, "do you wear that because you went to second base with a girl?" and at the time i hadn't been to second base with a girl because i wasonly 15. since then i've gone to second base a total of 9 times with a total of 2.5 girls.

anways, so the girl asks me that and i'm like, 'no, i wear this because of cancer.' and she's like, 'i know.' turns out she was a jokseter. but she was sort of pretty and we kept tlking. she asked me if i wanted a cd of her band and i was like, 'um ok,' because it was polite and i don't even really like any music because it hurtsm y ears.

then they set up the seen and it turns out the girl i was talking to was the movie star -- this actress named zooey daschanel. if you don't believe me, here is ap hotograf of her:

http://chadpelley.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/zooey-deschanel-07.jpg

so then she starts doing this dum seen with this guy who kept whereing sweater vests. every single seen they kept switching his sweater vest. it was so weird.

anyway, it turns out that this girl zooey was super at acting. i totally forgot that we had even had a conversation about bases.

anyways, at the endo of the shooting day, we took a photograf toether and she kissed me on the cheak in the photograf and my hand is like almost sort of holding her brest.

WELL

alli was looking through my iphoto to find this hilarious photograf we took last week of this homeless man pooping in a garbage can and she found the brest photograf of me and zooey.

she won't even talk to me anymore.

said i cheeted on her butt that was even before we were exclusive.

what do I DO?