here's how it happened!
[NO IT WASn'T A DARE – ROHIT!]
alli and i were playing under her covers and i actually was just like, "i'm floppin tired of just looking at it so I just went BANG and she started laughing and was like, "you're good at that" and I didn't even know I was good at grabbing a boob! it's all like, "what's secret skills do i have inside of me that i didn't even realize?" i bet i can like pole vault. honeslty. does anyone acutally know how to pole vault? its not something you just leran. it must be innate, like breathing or pooping. i know if i got a huge flopping pole [AND NO I DON"T MEAN THAT ROHIT YOU PERVERT!] and was like BOOM I know I could flip over the bar and not even touch iwth my toes. i could be a secret olympian just like that girl form china who pretended to be old enough to do gymdances even though she was only 7 and didn't even sing the national anthem.
anyway, this opens up a huge question – DO I GO FOR THIRD OR GO STRAIGHT FOR HOME? that wuld certainly impress her. but i'm honestly not sure i'm ready for a homerun.
in truth, my favorite thing to do is just sit and kiss.
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