HOLYCRAP

so our building has a trash room

and i had never been down there b/c the staff always takes out hour garbage

BUTT

i accidentally forgot to get off the elvator and some eles's made was dropping off this big bag of crap and THIS ROOM IS AMAZING!!!!!

its HUGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!r!!!!

A

i want to live in it.

B

it doesn't even smell.

C

it's HUGEEEEEEEEEEEE

D

and people throw out AWESOME stuff.

This is just some of the things I found:

1. a 32# flat screen television (the sound still works!)

2. CLOTHESCLOTHESCLOTHESCLOTHESCLOTHES – i'm talking a tux jacket, cool shoes(!) (i think from the second world war), this nice apron with ebmrodiery (sp?), a hilarious skirt i look hilarious in, also – MOPS!

3. i found a 6pack of miller high life – with 3 bottles still INTACT! i now have them taped to the underside of my desk!

4. a rolly cahir with 1 bad wheel. it is SO FUNN. the place is SO BIG that i jsut squirt around on the chair and knock into the trash cans and it's HILARIOUS

5. i brought my puppyboy DAMON down with me and he went FU%KING NUTS! started to rip into s#it and stuff. i loved it.

i'm gonna start spending much more time in the garbage room