newest news(!)

first, i want to take this moment to congratulate me on having over 800 hits in just this one month. this is HUGE. imagine 800 people. now imagine 800 people reading my MIND. and only 2/3 of the hits are me hitting reload to see if pople are posting comments.

i want to beat oprah in terms of popularness. she is so smug. i know i can.

i'm starting a bookclub to compete with hers. here is my first book. i need everyone read it by november 15 and then i'll post what the book is really about for oyu to learn:

DAVE SPLOSIAN BOOK CLUB BOOK NUMBER ONE!!!!!!!!

SOOOOOOOOOOOO

heres the NEWS!!!!

i found this email in my email box. this is it in transcyption:

"David, Nina P. told me you are the one writing the funny blog. Is this true? Will you write about me so that I know it is really you? xoBea."

SO FOR THOSE YOU WHO DON'T KNOW, BEA IS THE HOTTEST GIRL IN NEW YORK. SHE GOES TO SPENCE. I ONLY TALKED OT HER ONCE AND IT WAS IN A GROUP OF 4 OTHER PEOPLE AT A BAR MITZVAH.

SO HERE'S THE PROBLEM:

1. if i write her name in this blog, then she'll be so happy and impressed.

2. but if she reads it and knows I like her, then i could be embrassed if she knows its me and her feelings aren't reciprotocal.

WHAT DO I DO?>!>!>!