Monday, May 18, 2009

another summer, another bummer

listen, i've been trying to be so positive.

since my doctor put me on lexepro four months ago, i find that even if i sit on my bed native american style and shut my eyes and try to think of the saddest things in the world, i still burst into laughter and feel freakin incredible.

erin has been dating erik for the last five months.

fine.

I GET IT.

but listen, of my friends there has been already 5 'turn-overs.' but not erin and erik. wtf? do they have some special magic that no one else can afford?

erik is boring. he's actually the most boring person i've ever seen but still he went to third base with carrie AND nina j. and i heard through an EXTREMELY reliable source that he got a beej from nina p. THE DAY BEFORE he asked erin to see cloverfield.

I DON'T GET IT.

phhfffff.

anyway, i'm really enjoying dating naima and it's been a fun three weeks and i'm enjoying having some good 'firsts,' or whatever, but...

erik, erin, naima, and i are having a picnic today. i'll report back if i don't step in front of the M66.

splos-OUT!

1 comment:

hotstuf96 said...

yeh let us know how that goes lol. yer funny but kind of a puss have you even got beatz from this nami girl yet? maybe in newyork you have to go on picknicks to get beatz but where im from (charlotte) that sounds gay. i get my rox off all the time and im not even in highschool yet. try not to think so much, just take her to the dollar theater and by the bigass popcorn and then tell her what you want. sit in the back.