DILEMMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Who could see that the very problem that  i was had was also being had by Naima?

So, fateful readers, you'll remember that Naima is basically my best friend of all time (Other Erin and sometimes Gayle). 

So here i was going on to Naima about how I'm gonna ask Erin and then what confuses me is that Naima totally nose that I like Erin (I go on about her all the time and she goes on a bout Derek/Shawn Mellman). So, she calls me and is like -- lets go to west side diner and get gyros and talk about it (she was going to ask Shawn because she decided Derek is a litlte dumb). 

so, we go there and im' talking first about how i think the best way to ask out erin is to do it in person so she'll feel a lot of pressure to say yes.

but then, naima starts like pushing peaces of lettice and tomatoes and like the container of cucumber suace onto the table with her fork and i can see she's get pissed off. so then i'm like, "Naima. your making a mess!" I mean, I love f%KINg THINGS UP and BUILDING HAVOC as much as the next kid, but this was just sort o fmean and we go there all the time and danielle would have to pick it up. 

so she goes, "did you ever think of asking ME???????"

then i said, "no." because the best awy to treat girls is honesty. you have to treat them like ladies and they'll respect you. my mom told me this and normally i'd ignore everything she says, but, i thought about it and she knows much more about girls then i do, so i have to listen to her. sometimes she has some good iedeas. sometimes.

so i said, "no, naima. i like erina nd you like shawn."

so then she goes, "if that's what you think, then you're as blind as a blind person" and gets up (DOESn"T EVEN PAY!) and leaves. So then i'm like, W"HAT? and get on my blackberry pearl [THANKS DAD!] andcall her. she sends it RIGHT to voicemail.

what a bit$h, right?

so, i' keep my cool like a gentlemen. and i send her like a super understanidng text: "Naima -- we should have a talk about this. meet at benches on cpw & 71??"

she texts back and says, "I was only joking you idiot. buy my lunch."

so I'm like, "hahaahhaa" ot myself.

but then she texts back ,"i do want to talk with you tomorrow night about something though and please don't ask erin till will talk. xx, Naima."

WHAT THE HELL DO I DO!???!?!?!?!

I honestly think Naima is pretty attractive (and that's at the top of my prioroties. that's not a bad thing, I know you think i'm super shallo, but i"m not. iti s important. i start with attraction (physical) and then i look for personality. because if i do it the other way, and i look for personality and i find an ugly girl whose like AWESOME but then i realize she's super ugly, I'm conflicted and stuck. it's btter to do it theo ther way around first -- this is just common sense and i know my mom would agree with me). but she's not the kind of attactiveness i'm attacted to like erin.

WHAT THE HELL DO I DO!?!??!??!?!?!?!?!?!?

ps -- i told tyrone about this website and now i'm really f*(king woried he's ognna tell erin the address. i may have to move this blog to a new adddress. stay tuned, and i'll find a way to tell only my fateful readers the real address and i'll tell tyrone it moved to a fake adress, like www.splosian.com)